Dec 292010
 

VII
Dirk: r u n ny?
Reed: my nose is
Dirk: i just got home
 Reed: from myspace?
 Dirk: are you at the library
  i was just at myspace
 Reed: no, i’m at “home”
 Dirk: doing something
 Reed: i saw what you did
 Dirk: oh you have a computer
  what
the list
 Reed: mmhmm
  yeah
  showlist
 Dirk: i played 52 shows this year with all the bands
  can you believe i would have done something so stupid
 Reed: it was kind of depressing and uplifting all at once… all at once
you mean follow the dream?
 Dirk: why was it so depressing
 Reed: no, it was “kind” of depressing
 Dirk: oh ok
 Reed: hold on, i’m thisrtsy
  thisty two years olt
Dirk: i went to the FW modern with justin today
Reed: yeah, I thought about going to texas to see him
 Dirk: you should have
  how are you
Reed: i’m kind of tired and maybe a little hung over from getting drunk today
 Dirk: im getting it
 Reed: I have a new favorite drink
 Dirk: ?
Reed: oh yeah, you gotta get drunk
 Dirk: i now!
  know!
  i now know!
 Reed: my new drink is a vodka-strawberry orange banana juice with a tiny bit of coffee in it
Dirk: sounds bad
  i have a new one
  but i already told you
 Reed: ?
 Dirk: vodka/tonic/emergen-C
 Reed: oh, yeah, that’s a good one.
have you done emergen-c and beer?
 Dirk: nah
  i like pure beer
 Reed: it fizzes a lot, but it’s good
 Dirk: arandas started selling shandies
  at inflated prices
 Reed: i had a really good beer
  tons of good beer here
god damnit, right after I leave
 Dirk: better than newcastle?
  cause that’s all i drink now
 Reed: how’s corky?
 Dirk: i haven’t talked to her in a while
  i talked to josh the other night though
Reed: it was a paulaner salvatorie or something
 Dirk: yr rich now!
 Reed: how’s ol’ josh?
 Dirk: enriched
  he seems alright
  i didnt talk to him for very long
  it was at a show
Reed: nah, it’s just that all beer is the same price, $15 for a glass full, so, you might as well get the best
 Dirk: just like the ice cream
  all top-shelf
 Reed: yeah
  there is a place here called Dumbo.
but it’s really called D.U.M.B.O.
  have you been there?
  it’s a neighborhood
  know what it stands for?
 Dirk: no
 Reed: down under the manhattan bridge overpass
sounds like hobo town
 Dirk: isnt the “down” superfluous
 Reed: super fluid
 Dirk: youve made this up
dobro town
  anyhoo..
 Reed: i guess I’ll never know for sure, but you can find out… I mean, if I look it up, I could just be making up whatever I’m looking at tooo, then I’ll never know for sure. not anything
hey, i saw that movie
 Dirk: there’s this xtra shitty yves kilne exhibit at the fw modern
 Reed: wow, xtra shitty, that sounds really shitty
 Dirk: that guy was a d*ck
  there was one good thing
 Reed: i know
 Dirk: a big floor full of cobalt blue dust
Reed: i saw the pat stier exhibit
  and I saw the new stuff by charles ray
 Dirk: is it good
Reed: what was that modernist painter’s name who was bruce something or other and he painted big vertical lines or orangish colors on dark backgrounds?
Dirk: scully
 Reed: no
 Dirk: idk
 Reed: newman?
 Dirk: ohhhh
  barnett
barnett newman
  i dont think he did that
 Reed: yeah, a lot like that, but pat steir style so it was weird. And I love pat stier. but these weren’t so good, but one of them was, or two maybe
 Dirk: i never was excited about pat stier
Reed: HYPERLINK “http://www.colchsfc.ac.uk/art/Barnett%20Newman%20-%20Adam.jpg” \t “_blank” http://www.colchsfc.ac.uk/art/Barnett%20Newman%20-%20Adam.jpg
 Dirk: oh ok
Reed: yeah, I dont think i’m in good company liking her, but i think you should give her another chance maybe… I love how anti-commercial her art is, and how it’s turned commercial, it really walks a great area to think about in art
Dirk: are you renting a painting studio
 Reed: and plus, it’s like graffiti or trash or automatic painting, but it’s also like religious painting
  yeah
 Dirk: where abouts
Reed: i don’t know, i’m in the market
 Dirk: i thought you were coming back here
 Reed: there’s a room that’s 20 feet by 20 feet that I might rent to live and paint in
 Dirk: it has windows
 Reed: I’m only going to come back when i have enough money to get tim to record me
tons of windows, it’s a corner room I think
 Dirk: sweet
  tim might record you for free
  just say “look, tim, yr gonna record me for free, alright”
did bobcat send you the windmill band stuff
 Reed: well, I think I need to pay him so it will get done in a timely manner
  and plus, it’s his job and he should be able to make money from it
  no he did not
 Dirk: no, see, you just say”tim, look, were gonna finish this right f*cking now, alright”
Reed: but his poor hand
 Dirk: his hand is fine
  it’s just gross is all
  as soon as the skin grows back…fine
 Reed: i want to see it now
 Dirk: it looks normal
Reed: ewwwww
 Dirk: he just cant bend it
 Reed: shiiiiiit
  poor tim
 Dirk: yeah its f*cked up
  hey i saw that bob dylan movie
  i never knew bob dylan was so sexy

Dec 192010
 

VI
Dirk: when are you leaving
Reed: Well, I’m really really sick right now, so, when I’m well enough to drive
  or the 1st
but if it’s the 1st, and I’m still sick, I’m just going to drive to a camp site and stay there till I get better
 Dirk: sounds alright
 Reed: yeah, I’m excited
 Dirk: i knew it was gonna work out
Reed: don’t say that yet
 Dirk: things are finally looking up
  are you driving alone
 Reed: yeah, like men should do
 Dirk: i hear that
Reed: I was talking to this guy about why he doesn’t live with women and he said
  you know what I do when I get up in the morning?
  Whatever the fuck I want!
 Dirk: ive heard that one
  thats probably not true though
 Reed: yeah, it’s perfect for people who don’t know how to communicate their needs
Dirk: not yr story- rather, that he does what he wants
 Reed: no shit
  no one does
  first thing in the morning, I love to kill something big
 Dirk: that billionaire guy who builds spaceships probably does what he wants
Reed: Yeah, counts gold doubloons
 Dirk: “make me look like kenny rogers” he says to his plastic surgeon
  have you seen this guy?
Reed: he probably just has a team of really good make up artists he hired from the back of fangoria
Dirk: how do you get rid of a UTI without antibiotics
 Reed: richard branson?
 Dirk: i cant remember his name
 Reed: herb?
  look it up on web md
drink plenty of herbal tee
  richard branson
OH
  FUCK
  I forgot to tell you about the new thing!
 Dirk: yeah thats him
  what thing!
  maximalism?
 Reed: A made for sci fi channel movie
It’s called ATOMIC TWISTER about a tornado that hits a power plant that’s having a melt down
  then it becomes a radio active tornado
 Dirk: oh yeah i saw a second of the preview
  but i didnt get the gist of it
  thats weird
Reed: it’s pretty perfect for me
 Dirk: i wish scfi channel made good movies
 Reed: it’s like a sandwich slammer
Dirk: oh yeah!
  yr right
 Reed: i know
 Dirk: a sandwich jammer
Reed: have you read The Road yet?
 Dirk: not yet
  who is it by?
Reed: cormac mccarthy
 Dirk: ok ill go get it
 Reed: remember?
Dirk: i remember you telling me about it
 Reed: good
 Dirk: im gonna take a nap now before my show
Reed: break a lague
 Dirk: call me if yr car breaks down
 Reed: ok
  will you come get me?
 Dirk: no but i can tell you how to fix it
 Reed: thanks